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2001-08-18 - 1:09 p.m.

I am always at me weakest on Saturday afternoons, and I think my credit card companies know this. About the only disadvantage I can see to paying ones bills on time is that I am always getting called by my respective companies with offers of free gas, groceries, term life insurance, assasination services, wait not that last one. 30 day free trials yaddah yaddah yaddah. And I usually always give in because they have moved me up from the first timers to the bitter sarcastic people who be-little my vague objections and ignore my annoyance at being distracted from downloading internet porn on a beautiful sunny California afternoon. Of course, if I wasn't paying them on time then I'd have other people calling me for money and my credit score resembles the IQ of a rat and I won't be able to buy a home and they'll take my car away and then I'll have to join their ranks, nothing left to lose. I'm sure that's where these peope come from. "You all called so often I gots to know the lingo and such and I figgered She-ooot, I cans do that. Plus baby needs new shoes".So I'll get the gas coupons and the savings booklet plus letter of welcome and I'll put a reminder in my Palm to cancel and then I'll get busy and forget and procrastinate and the 30 days will pass and I'll be charged the $89.95 and then cancel and the round will begin again. I believe that the credit companies are up a few rounds. Of course, if I was outside and enjoying natures splendid beauty or even at the mall then I wouldn't have been bothered by them. Damn Vulcan Logic. I also have had friends do that thankless job and I don't blame the person who is just doing thier job because they are not attractive enough to have a career (and the baby needs new shoes) or even our Corporate Masters (because one day, god and my backstabbing soulless postering willing I'll join them). I, healthy person and good catholic that I am, blame myself.

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