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2007-07-29 - Zen and don't cry out loud
2007-07-19 - Zen and the stumbling rocks of fitness
2007-07-11 - -
2007-06-20 - Zen and fasting
2007-06-18 - Zen and hiccups
2007-05-31 - Zen and pain of the emo variety
2007-05-23 - Zen and nothing really new
2007-05-18 - Zen and new beds
2007-05-05 - Zen and early morning coffee dilemmas
2007-04-30 - Zen and photo spreads not forthcoming
2007-04-17 - Zen and screwing over the customer
2007-04-08 - Zen and a Molière comedy about music
2007-03-28 - Zen and pointless frustration at Windows
2007-03-25 - Zen and not letting the terrorist win
2007-03-24 - Zen and Useless Googling
2007-03-13 - Zen and tired, nostalgia, and warm milk
2007-03-13 - Zen and Running away one thought at a time
2007-03-06 - Zen and inadequate mumblings
2007-03-04 - Zen and DB
2007-02-14 - Zen and melodrama is the new cold
2007-02-12 - Zen and filth with a lovely bouquet of pepperoni
2007-02-08 - Zen and must be italian
2007-02-07 - Zen and top chef, I am not
2007-02-06 - Zen and not sweating the small stuff
2007-02-02 - Zen and it's huge
2007-02-01 - Zen and it's late. Too late for this
2007-01-31 - Zen and plans within plans
2007-01-30 - Zen and MLM
2007-01-29 - Zen and 55" of pure pleasure
2007-01-29 - Zen and get me to a nunnery
2007-01-23 - Zen and Suburu!
2007-01-22 - Zen and uprooting for cash
2007-01-19 - Zen and better than lunestra
2007-01-17 - Zen and scurvy
2007-01-16 - Zen and shott time, or me
2007-01-15 - Zen and trying to stay warm
2007-01-11 - Zen and Butt Rock
2007-01-08 - Zen and Justified
2007-01-06 - Zen and I'm tempted
2007-01-02 - Zen a right now
2006-12-22 - zen and closing at noon today
2006-12-21 - Zen and dreams
2006-12-13 - Zen and promises made
2006-12-12 - Zen and cold in the vaseline
2006-12-09 - Zen and world peace
2006-12-07 - Zen and Loops
2006-11-24 - Zen and cold feet
2006-11-22 - Zen and wherefore art though
2006-11-22 - Zen and no time for a short description
2006-11-21 - Zen and prelude to after Thanksgiving
2006-11-20 - Zen and Kiss, Kiss, Bang Bang
2006-11-20 - Zen and computer defenestration
2006-11-01 - -
2006-10-26 - Zen and asking for treats while wearing 4" heels
2006-10-17 - Zen and are Gold Lame Pants too much to ask for?
2006-10-10 - Zen and driving all night.
2006-10-09 - Zen and redecorating for change
2006-10-04 - Zen and cars
2006-09-26 - Zen and the horses are on the track
2006-09-22 - Zen and screaming children
2006-09-21 - Zen and this rainy day isn't keeping me down
2006-09-20 - Zen and stupid post office
2006-09-20 - Zen and I'm ordering up a crest and a coat of arms
2006-09-13 - Zen and DO NOT stand between me and lunch. Karma will slap you.
2006-09-08 - Zen and a weak Chuck Pahlunik novel
2006-09-07 - Zen and
2006-09-06 - Zen and 2 metaphors and a microphone
2006-08-23 - Zen and warning, this one is disgusting
2006-08-11 - Zen and trying to keep my veins intact
2006-08-05 - Zen and Regional? I hope so
2006-08-03 - Zen and pain, thy name is family owned retail
2006-07-31 - Zen and snap
2006-07-28 - Zen and read this entry on your own time!
2006-07-25 - Zen and waiting for the other shoe to drop
2006-07-20 - Zen and knickerbockers
2006-07-18 - Zen and stupid Yahoo. I'm just big boned
2006-07-18 - Zen and dear god, the revelations are stunning
2006-07-16 - Zen and death is following me, wherever I go it seems
2006-07-14 - Zen and the housing game
2006-07-12 - Zen and inflatable palm trees
2006-07-11 - Zen and muted rage, and bottled up stress
2006-07-06 - Zen and Sanity Lost?
2006-06-30 - Zen and I'm going with heat exhaustion, because that sounds better than
2006-06-29 - Zen and pissing off the Vegan Mafia since 2006
2006-06-28 - Zen and Chauffi and the Bee, because I like coffee but can't spell
2006-06-27 - Zen and Bee Sting Therapy
2006-06-24 - Zen and if God was a DJ then my iPod is hell
2006-06-18 - Zen and can't decide on going with the Plan B
2006-06-17 - Zen and a remarkable shift in attitude
2006-06-16 - Zen and Body Shop Bashing
2006-06-15 - Zen and a *%$ed up relationship with food
2006-06-14 - Zen and happy feet
2006-06-14 - Zen and KFC Chicken Bowls
2006-06-14 - Zen and I watch too much Lifetime
2006-06-13 - Zen and Maudlin' Along
2006-06-08 - Zen and more abrasive than usual
2006-06-05 - Zen and new computers
2006-05-30 - Zen and the weekend
2006-05-27 - Zen and XMen 3
2006-05-26 - Zen and intestinal detonation
2006-05-25 - Zen and Stupid Arctic Circle
2006-05-25 - Zen and my sweet ringtones
2006-05-20 - Zen and que up the French Techno
2006-05-19 - Zen and pay me to love it. Pay Me!
2006-05-18 - Zen and open the pod bay doors
2006-05-17 - Zen and today is something or other
2006-05-16 - Zen and dog walking
2006-05-15 - Zen and music monday
2006-05-13 - Zen and saturday stupidity
2006-05-12 - Zen and Friday, I should be more excited
2006-05-11 - Zen and not worth the hours it took to create
2006-05-11 - Zen and religious truckers
2006-05-10 - Zen and he who controls the spice drops controls my universe
2006-05-08 - Zen and this may become a dog diary
2006-05-06 - Zen and the importance of closets
2006-05-05 - Zen and the world
2006-04-25 - Zen and no epic quests for this guy
2006-04-25 - Zen and loss of, whatever
2006-04-20 - Zen and More than a Feeling.
2006-04-14 - Zen and Crap Update. Oh the clever play on words.
2006-04-13 - Zen and exposing the irony of a "Zen" diary
2006-04-12 - Zen and uncontrolled sobbing for dramatic effect
2006-03-28 - Zen and no zen, merely complaints
2006-03-27 - Zen and Jetlagged
2006-03-13 - Zen and a long flight
2006-03-01 - Zen and Weetapie Shenanigans
2006-02-18 - Zen and dieting, not drinking, and bitters
2006-02-12 - Zen and a lot of questions
2006-02-01 - Zen and $25 charge for the stupid.
2006-01-25 - Zen and buckets and buckets of KFC
2006-01-24 - Zen and Bai Ling
2006-01-17 - Zen and Damn Hippies
2006-01-15 - Zen and 11 paragraphs about nothing
2005-11-07 - Zen and Journalcon05
2005-10-27 - Zen and coming out of my cage
2005-10-27 - Zen and midnight, October15
2005-10-24 - Zen and a really happy ending
2005-10-24 - Zen and popping the karoke cherry
2005-10-19 - Zen and Real World style confessionals blow
2005-10-16 - Zen and the mid-october update
2005-10-12 - Zen and not updating for a long time makes it difficult to start again
2005-09-07 - Zen and Poulet De Robot
2005-09-01 - Zen and Not Missing a Thing
2005-08-31 - Zen and
2005-08-29 - Zen and thinking about the weather
2005-08-26 - Zen and on not getting things done
2005-08-26 - Zen and oversharing
2005-08-25 - Zen and profit making rest stop opps
2005-08-24 - Zen and who loves you? Vegas Baby.
2005-08-20 - Zen and Pirates! *contains no pirates
2005-07-12 - Zen and bellies full
2005-07-08 - Zen and waffles
2005-07-01 - Zen and Water Mocks
2005-06-29 - Zen and what to do this weekend
2005-06-28 - Zen and I wonder when I'll lose this entry
2005-06-27 - Zen and Vitariffic
2005-06-24 - Zen and Clearfield must be protected from my penis
2005-06-23 - Zen and yellow jackets
2005-06-01 - Zen and emotional updating
2005-05-13 - Zen and Celine Dion
2005-05-13 - Zen and short talking nonsense
2005-05-09 - Zen and Journalcon
2005-05-07 - Zen and 18 Days Later
2005-04-18 - Zen and Weekends Away
2005-04-08 - Zen and suddenly it's Friday though I'm not in love.
2005-04-05 - Zen and sacralicious wine
2005-03-28 - Zen and Happy Easter
2005-03-24 - Zen and My American Life
2005-03-10 - Zen and I'd like Jessica Alba to get my groove back please
2005-03-08 - Zen and Friday Nights without lights
2005-03-07 - Zen and I'm flying
2005-03-06 - Zen and the morning after a trip to the really bad bar
2005-03-04 - Zen and not leaving on any jetplane
2005-03-02 - Zen and I'll fly with you
2005-03-02 - Zen and damnable spots
2005-03-01 - Zen and they call me mellow yellow
2005-02-28 - Zen and 21 Grams, 21 Cars. Whatever
2005-02-23 - Zen and about last night
2005-02-17 - Zen and no new messages
2005-02-16 - Zen and a really bad lunch
2005-02-15 - Zen and disclosure. Full disclosure.
2005-02-13 - Zen and that ol' time religion
2005-02-11 - Zen and Jazz Tickets
2005-02-08 - Zen and disapointment mixed with gin
2005-02-08 - Zen and Braaaains!
2005-02-07 - Zen and I should go buy shoes
2005-02-05 - -
2005-01-29 - Zen and Sundance Afternoons
2005-01-29 - Zen and more rubbing it in about Sundance
2005-01-28 - Zen and no more beads
2005-01-28 - Zen and not about Elizabeth Shue
2005-01-28 - Zen and Elizabeth Shue
2005-01-26 - Zen and the calm before the leaving storm
2005-01-25 - Zen and snake oil for sale
2005-01-24 - Zen and Apologies
2005-01-24 - Zen and back online
2005-01-20 - Zen and facial updates
2005-01-03 - Zen and a new year
2004-12-31 - Zen and a hate filled final 2004 entry
2004-12-30 - Zen and just stuff
2004-12-29 - Zen and a link to curling
2004-12-28 - Zen and curling briefs
2004-12-28 - Zen and Curling
2004-12-27 - Zen and the bitter's back, despite those one way tickets I gave it for Christmas
2004-12-23 - Zen and snow shoveling
2004-12-20 - Zen and doin' laundry
2004-12-16 - Zen and Vehicular Manslaughter
2004-12-15 - Zen and Banquet Dinners and Pipe
2004-12-14 - Zen and the OC, Pirates, and Monkey's
2004-12-13 - Zen and mismatched shoes
2004-12-09 - Zen and bitter, party of one? Your table is ready
2004-12-07 - Zen and wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
2004-12-06 - Zen and Bahing and Humbugging
2004-12-03 - Zen and specially formulated entries
2004-12-02 - Zen and UPDATES: The road to mediocrity is paved with words
2004-12-01 - Zen and lucky schizophrenics
2004-11-27 - Zen and playing cupid
2004-11-26 - Zen and T-Day 2: The Morning After
2004-11-25 - Zen and thanks without any of the giving
2004-11-24 - Zen and a replacement
2004-11-23 - Zen and spittle, bile, and spite
2004-11-22 - Zen and Pessiman! Fighting optimism wherever he goes.
2004-11-19 - Zen and fog, cheese trays, and a dash of bitter
2004-11-18 - Zen and tight pants
2004-11-16 - Zen and low carbs
2004-11-15 - Zen and freaking out
2004-11-11 - Zen and seasonal hours
2004-11-09 - Zen and bingo
2004-11-09 - Zen and a socks
2004-11-08 - Zen and ignore the babble
2004-11-02 - Zen and Election Tuesday Blows
2004-10-30 - Zen and Happy Halloween
2004-10-29 - Zen and despite the rumors, I'm not a very nice boy
2004-10-26 - Zen and Flavor Crystals
2004-10-21 - Zen and Commando
2004-10-17 - Zen and trying to find the rythm
2004-10-12 - Zen and I shoudl really be sleeping
2004-10-03 - Zen and pass the kleenex
2004-09-29 - Zen and the Pun Stops Here
2004-09-26 - Zen and the streets of Philadelphia
2004-09-25 - Zen and I hate the suburbs
2004-09-10 - Zen and more than just lunch
2004-09-06 - Zen and anger at nothing
2004-09-05 - Zen and not in the good way sick
2004-09-01 - Zen and we can all use a Bonnie Tyler song
2004-08-29 - Zen and don't win a date with Tad. Just Don't.
2004-08-28 - Zen and talking about baggage
2004-08-27 - Zen and Pudding
2004-08-22 - Zen and abreviated thoughts at 3pm
2004-08-22 - Zen and saving it for the morning after
2004-08-21 - Zen and the truth
2004-08-21 - Zen and no gag reflex makes ?? a happy man
2004-08-21 - Zen and the morning after
2004-08-20 - Zen and notes from St Paul
2004-08-19 - Zen and chock full of homophobia
2004-08-18 - Zen and just ignore it, eventually it will go away
2004-08-17 - Zen and no Treat's here
2004-08-06 - Zen and no balling, no krunk
2004-08-05 - Zen and picking nits
2004-08-04 - Zen and 867-5309
2004-08-03 - Zen and nothing market researched, nothing corporate
2004-07-31 - Zen and party talk
2004-07-28 - Zen and Baja's ASS.
2004-07-28 - Zen and hacking! How fun!
2004-07-26 - Zen and headaches
2004-07-21 - Zen and lightning crashes
2004-07-20 - Zen and a distressing lack of carnivors
2004-07-19 - Zen and an overhwelming bitterness
2004-07-16 - Zen and tits on a boar
2004-07-16 - Zen and I hate the short description
2004-07-15 - Zen and the saga is over
2004-07-14 - Zen and choose sunscreen
2004-07-13 - Zen and let's get ready to rumble
2004-07-12 - Zen and these dreams
2004-07-09 - Zen and another ennui entry
2004-07-09 - Zen and enter the entry
2004-07-08 - Zen and so tired
2004-07-07 - Zen and For!
2004-07-06 - Zen and no more pork buns
2004-07-05 - Zen and a note on site design
2004-07-05 - Zen and Monday
2004-07-03 - Zen and a fast entry
2004-07-02 - Zen and happy July 2nd
2004-07-02 - Zen and the fresh smell of dog doo
2004-07-01 - Zen and it's all going to crap.
2004-07-01 - Zen and where has all the coffee gone?
2004-06-30 - Zen and the fat kid from American Chopper
2004-06-29 - Zen and another cutting entry
2004-06-29 - Zen and the white courtesy phone
2004-06-24 - Zen and feeding the soul
2004-06-23 - Zen and not boldy going
2004-06-23 - Zen and pin pulling
2004-06-21 - Zen and moving on up
2004-06-15 - Zen and Vegas Bay-bee
2004-06-03 - Zen and nothing stays in Vegas
2004-05-27 - Zen and Dollar Stores
2004-05-20 - Zen and waiting for the dinner mint
2004-05-10 - Zen and sliding into third
2004-05-06 - Zen and fatalism
2004-05-02 - Zen and sunday doesn't seem to be my funday
2004-04-30 - Zen and meow mix.
2004-04-28 - Zen and talking about the weather
2004-04-21 - Zen and the hands
2004-04-20 - Zen and new beginnings
2004-04-19 - Zen and very long drives
2004-03-26 - Zen and poor me
2004-03-23 - Zen and I'm too sexy for this entry
2004-03-22 - Zen and yo mama!
2004-03-10 - Zen and secrets
2004-03-09 - Zen and happy babbling towards sleep
2004-03-07 - Zen and mental spring cleaning
2004-02-23 - Zen and bowells
2004-02-07 - Zen and explanations
2004-02-05 - Zen and breakdowns
2004-01-29 - Zen and New Office Furniture
2004-01-20 - Zen and Relax, it's just FedEx
2004-01-17 - Zen and an entry without a hero
2004-01-11 - Zen and God doesn't want this out
2003-12-24 - Zen and Tsunami
2003-12-22 - Zen and see if you can spot the hysteria building
2003-12-19 - Zen and Vermin
2003-11-23 - Zen and glädjekälla
2003-11-20 - Zen and I'm turning into a crochety old man
2003-11-12 - Zen and it's D-Day for my diet
2003-10-27 - Zen and Choose In
2003-10-16 - Zen and my dirvish can eat a whole watermelon
2003-10-12 - Zen and this entry runneth over
2003-10-06 - Zen and this entry has back
2003-09-25 - Zen and the pine fresh ain't gin
2003-09-24 - Zen and Elder Abuse
2003-09-22 - Zen and Pipe Dreams
2003-09-19 - Zen and a bitter, bitter entry
2003-07-30 - Zen and not with a bang, but a whimper
2003-07-04 - Zen and nothing
2003-06-30 - Zen and no rash here
2003-06-25 - Zen and doggy paddling
2003-06-24 - Zen and post dog walk thoughts
2003-06-23 - Zen and randomness, to complete your day
2003-06-22 - Zen and finally, something
2003-06-01 - Zen and my brain isn't really working
2003-05-26 - Zen and I'm not done yet.
2003-05-25 - Zen and lesson learned life, now leave me alone
2003-05-23 - Zen and dictated by boredom
2003-05-23 - Zen and nothing bitter
2003-05-20 - Zen and Cinco
2003-05-16 - Zen and Auto Hate Crimes
2003-05-15 - Zen and Limbo, for now
2003-05-15 - Zen and sell me a food dehydrator. I have to get up early
2003-05-14 - Zen and the Plan
2003-05-11 - Zen and maybe a real update tomorrow
2003-05-09 - Zen and that is all
2003-05-07 - Zen and nothing much
2003-05-06 - Zen and this diary isn't meeting expectations
2003-05-05 - Zen and I can't believe I typed the whole thing
2003-05-02 - Zen and I'm too keyed up to sleep
2003-04-25 - Zen banality rules the day
2003-04-24 - Zen and a brief update before lunch
2003-04-23 - Zen and conundrums
2003-04-23 - Zen and Bacon, part duex
2003-04-23 - Zen and a long delayed update
2003-04-16 - Zen and backchecking
2003-04-14 - Zen and wachulookingat?
2003-04-11 - Zen and an uncertain future
2003-04-10 - Zen and meetings
2003-04-08 - Zen and Butterfinger Easter eggs
2003-04-07 - Zen and 10 to 1
2003-04-04 - Zen and Bacon
2003-04-03 - Zen and Pop Tarts
2003-04-01 - Zen and April Fools
2003-03-30 - Zen and uh oh those summer nights
2003-03-28 - Zen and drunk posting. Well, not entirely drunk
2003-03-28 - Zen and I need to be derailed
2003-03-27 - Zen and black holes of bitterness
2003-03-26 - Zen and size DOES matter
2003-03-25 - Zen and fed up
2003-03-23 - Zen and Menlo Park
2003-03-21 - Zen and pain
2003-03-20 - Zen and protests
2003-03-19 - Zen and sweaty necks
2003-03-18 - Zen and trying to remain ignorant
2003-03-16 - Zen and dancing the car troubles away
2003-03-14 - Zen and I'm ensure my car will be fine
2003-03-13 - Zen and cha-cha-changes....
2003-03-11 - Zen and car trouble has me singing the blues
2003-03-08 - Zen and because the night belongs to lovers
2003-03-05 - Zen and I'm a bad Catholic
2003-03-04 - Zen and Vacuums
2003-02-28 - Zen and desperate acts
2003-02-26 - Zen and testing old wives tales about weather
2003-02-24 - Zen and with three you get egg roll
2003-02-23 - Zen and have a nice day, please.
2003-02-22 - Zen and it's Saturday night
2003-02-22 - Zen and 2 4 6 8 Who wants to collaborate?
2003-02-16 - Zen and rainy Sundays
2003-02-13 - Zen and I'm tired of hiding.
2003-02-13 - Zen and vague threats
2003-02-13 - Zen and Caution! Contains Geek References
2003-02-11 - Zen and the MLA guidelines
2003-02-10 - Zen and nothing much
2003-02-09 - Zen and another pleasant valley Sunday
2003-02-05 - Zen and Mom
2003-02-04 - Zen and Sunday in the park
2003-02-04 - Zen and Outrage
2003-01-27 - Zen and the rare appearance of flatulance
2003-01-26 - Zen and the arms of Navarone
2003-01-26 - Zen and the arms of Navarone
2003-01-25 - Zen and tough choices
2003-01-23 - Zen and Chauffi the Hutt
2003-01-20 - Zen and, well, Zen. (I know, it scares me too)
2003-01-20 - Zen and more pining for drunk Canadians
2003-01-19 - Zen and I renounce my American citizenship
2003-01-15 - Zen and everyone is getting Software for christmas
2003-01-14 - Zen and the vendetta against me
2003-01-13 - Zen and that is all
2003-01-12 - Zen and save it for the morning after
2003-01-10 - Zen and the shock has not hit yet
2003-01-09 - Zen and stoooopid weather
2003-01-08 - Zen and fateful Starbucks visits
2003-01-06 - Zen and nothing very zenlike
2003-01-06 - Zen and no explanation of my absence.
2002-12-21 - Zen and office christmas parties
2002-12-19 - Zen and today's update
2002-12-18 - Zen and Christmas cramping
2002-12-17 - Zen and guilt, cookies, and acne.
2002-12-16 - Zen and stupid is as stupid does
2002-12-14 - Zen and STORM warnings
2002-12-13 - Zen and lotsa pasta
2002-12-10 - Zen and a boring update, just to get back into the habit
2002-12-06 - Zen and solutions
2002-12-04 - Zen and a brief explanation that explains nothing
2002-11-27 - Zen and why was I upset my life was boring?
2002-11-24 - Zen and 2, 4, 6, 8, give them food instead of hate
2002-11-21 - Zen and a song for a heart so big god wouldn't let it live
2002-11-18 - Zen and I wonder if I get the equivelant of a SAG card for this
2002-11-18 - Zen and this entry could serve as Dirk Digglers prosthetic in Boogie Nights
2002-11-14 - Zen and the soft focus erases those damn laugh lines around my eyes
2002-11-12 - Zen and spare some change? Gucci's fall line is now out
2002-11-11 - Zen and turn around bright eyes
2002-11-08 - Zen and no crowding, line up by two please
2002-11-07 - Heaven - The Definitive Review
2002-11-06 - Zen and Christian Cult Websites be damned.
2002-11-04 - Zen and put the letter openeer, DOWN
2002-11-03 - Zen and I eat a lot of Bacon.
2002-11-01 - Zen and a very unspecial Halloween
2002-10-31 - Rules of Attraction - The Definitive Review
2002-10-31 - Zen and Happy Halloween
2002-10-30 - Zen and put a little sunshine in your life
2002-10-29 - Zen and Switching Teams
2002-10-23 - Zen and obvios Pink Floyd Songs Here
2002-10-23 - Zen and more emo entries
2002-10-21 - Zen and Sunday's Warrior
2002-10-20 - Zen and Saturday's Warrior
2002-10-20 - Zen and Friday's Warrior
2002-10-16 - Zen and a sudden sneezing fit wards off an entry
2002-10-15 - Zen and this entry is chock full of petulant bitching.
2002-10-14 - Zen and effusive green bean recipes
2002-10-13 - Zen and I only stopped to piss, out an entry it seems
2002-10-10 - Zen and check out my wicked jailhouse tat dude.
2002-10-09 - Zen and they are not playing pinochle in there
2002-10-09 - Zen and my novel takes up much of my time
2002-10-07 - Zen and Watching Scotty (nearly) Die
2002-10-06 - Zen and I went to Journalcon 2002 and all you get is this crappy entry
2002-10-03 - Zen and I think this entry was my whale.
2002-10-01 - Zen and power
2002-09-30 - Zen and being homeless for an hour is humbling
2002-09-29 - Zen and this entry has been naughty and needs a spanking
2002-09-28 - Zen and general petulance
2002-09-27 - Zen and Sausage with Mushroom
2002-09-26 - Zen a little bit of angst with a touch of whine for flavor
2002-09-26 - Zen and fa la la la la, la la la la.
2002-09-24 - Zen and it's a meat locker in here
2002-09-24 - Zen and Left Behind
2002-09-23 - Zen and I need costume ideas
2002-09-22 - Zen and more dating advice from a dummy
2002-09-19 - Zen and Kiwi sparks international incident
2002-09-18 - Zen and an update out of habit rather than anything pithy
2002-09-17 - Zen and GD HTML
2002-09-14 - Zen and diary interupted
2002-09-11 - Zen and the war begins
2002-09-10 - Zen and disturbing exposition
2002-09-09 - Zen and act now on this special TV offer
2002-09-08 - Zen and suddenly the drinking becomse self explanatory
2002-09-07 - Zen and a early weekend update
2002-09-05 - Zen and scary exposition
2002-09-04 - Zen and this entry is wacky
2002-09-03 - Zen and this entry now with an assignment.
2002-08-31 - Zen and DARE is totally going to have my ass for this one
2002-08-31 - Zen and crazy days
2002-08-29 - Zen and Harold Lloyd Films and Hors d'oeuvres
2002-08-28 - Zen and liquor before beer....DOH!
2002-08-26 - Zen and Hot Chocolate releases memories
2002-08-24 - Zen and I'm at one with nature in downtown
2002-08-23 - Zen and I don't want to wait....
2002-08-21 - Zen and a wasted day of hooky
2002-08-20 - Zen and GD Digital Cable
2002-08-19 - Zen and another ATM scuffle is avoided
2002-08-16 - Zen and I get a manicure
2002-08-15 - Zen and Thrift Stores piss me off!
2002-08-13 - Zen and all about understanding
2002-08-07 - Zen and accolades aside, I still have nosehair
2002-08-04 - Zen and my inability to choose sparks only ennui
2002-08-01 - Zen and all work and no play make Chauffi something something
2002-07-29 - Zen and Sleep Train
2002-07-24 - Zen and this is the day the teddy bears have thier picnic
2002-07-22 - Zen and fast cars, loose women
2002-07-18 - Zen and work avoidance
2002-07-17 - Zen and nothing to do with Andy Rooney
2002-07-15 - Zen and My New Work Home
2002-07-15 - Zen and Let her know you care
2002-07-14 - Zen and it's not really giving up, more like giving in
2002-07-09 - Zen and nothing to do with Yoga
2002-07-08 - Zen and chauffi creates a survey.
2002-07-07 - Zen and I'm lucky to live in the Bay Area
2002-07-06 - Zen and good-bye to the Bad Haircut
2002-07-05 - Zen and a bad haircut
2002-07-04 - Zen and I didn't fight the law, but the law one
2002-07-04 - Zen and nothing enteresting to see here folks, move along.
2002-07-02 - Zen and more tepidness
2002-06-30 - Zen and a weekend update to put you to sleep
2002-06-28 - Zen and I know it's an endangered species, but it was DAMN tasty
2002-06-27 - Zen and the worst of some very bad days
2002-06-24 - Zen and Insomnia
2002-06-23 - Zen and Gah, what a waste of a weekend
2002-06-21 - Zen and I think I'll go work for Krispy Kreme
2002-06-20 - Zen and there will be no turning my frown upside down
2002-06-17 - Zen and it's Cheese and Rice!
2002-06-15 - Zen and Spring/Summer cleaning
2002-06-14 - Zen and The topical choice of blue is interesting
2002-06-12 - Zen and I'm reduced to talking about Hits and Dinner
2002-06-9 - Zen and where or where has my Television gone?
2002-06-09 - Zen and this diary is Special
2002-06-07 - Zen and my busy weekend
2002-06-06 - Zen and a love that will bear no name
2002-06-05 - Zen and California on my mind
2002-06-05 - Zen and King Cobra
2002-06-03 - Zen and a dilemma
2002-05-31 - Zen and Save the Strumpet
2002-05-30 - Zen and keeping it real for all my homies
2002-05-29 - Zen and more ramblin' crap
2002-05-28 - Zen and feeling sorry for myself, as usual
2002-05-26 - Zen and a trying journey
2002-05-23 - Zen and talk of Laundry
2002-05-22 - Zen and I've done f*ck all at work today
2002-05-21 - Zen and no soup for you
2002-05-20 - Zen and a weekend update that sucks
2002-05-17 - Zen and potato salad
2002-05-16 - Zen and a bunch of whiny bullsh*t
2002-05-14 - Zen and unpleasant fat people piss me off
2002-05-13 - Zen and I'm back, but not better, sadly
2002-05-09 - Zen and nothing really
2002-05-07 - Zen and drink still on death's door
2002-05-06 - Zen and I'm sick. Again.
2002-05-02 - Zen and caught red handed
2002-05-01 - Zen and it ain't an Oreck
2002-05-01 - Zen and my spidey sense is tingling
2002-04-30 - Zen and courtroom dramas
2002-04-29 - Zen and just me feeling sorry for myself.
2002-04-27 - Zen and a mundane update
2002-04-24 - Zen and interupted napping
2002-04-24 - Zen and early morning golf
2002-04-22 - Zen and a trip down memory lane
2002-04-18 - Zen and a short praise of the Mac
2002-04-18 - Zen and I mock something I probably shouldn't
2002-04-17 - Zen and buy german
2002-04-15 - Zen and Green
2002-04-12 - Zen and McMuffin's
2002-04-10 - Zen and, uhm I'm sick. Yeah, sick
2002-04-07 - Zen and a lost weekend
2002-04-04 - Zen and GD Barbies
2002-04-02 - Zen and hysterionics
2002-04-01 - Zen and don't make me work until I've had my Jake Time
2002-03-31 - Zen and you never know people like you think
2002-03-26 - Zen and Mini Golf
2002-03-24 - Zen and dichotomy
2002-03-22 - Zen and stuff
2002-03-21 - Zen and DARN THEM ALL TO HECK
2002-03-21 - Zen and OJ Bombs
2002-03-19 - Zen and Spring is in the air
2002-03-18 - Zen and more work bitching
2002-03-16 - Zen and Java Pain
2002-03-15 - Zen and I miss the table
2002-03-13 - Zen and Ice Sailing
2002-03-13 - Zen and bad movies
2002-03-11 - Zen and passing windows
2002-03-10 - Zen and Camry
2002-03-09 - Zen and Neon Circus
2002-03-05 - Zen and maybe a nice Ghouda
2002-03-03 - Zen and can I return this weekend? I think it's defective
2002-02-28 - Zen and 64oz of Cranberry Juice
2002-02-27 - Zen and this is a local diary, there's nothing for you here
2002-02-25 - Zen and dreams of tropical kidney failure
2002-02-24 - Zen and more pretentious babbling
2002-02-21 - Zen and Quiz show
2002-02-19 - Zen and Dip a Chip.
2002-02-19 - Zen and a Tuesday musing
2002-02-21 - Zen and the return of the Nuclear Banana
2002-02-18 - Zen and Scandinavian Furniture Rocks
2002-02-16 - Zen and just another day
2002-02-14 - Zen and Trading Spaces
2002-02-22 - Zen and I should probably seek counseling
2002-02-14 - Shoes are my Anti-Drug
2002-02-12 - Zen and losing my religion.
2002-02-11 - Zen and slipping away from the nursery
2002-02-09 - Zen and this is a very bad scene here folks.
2002-02-08 - Zen and keeping it all inside
2002-02-07 - Zen and my friends call me Martha
2002-02-05 - Zen and Hong Kong Seams
2002-02-02 - Zen and Guilt with a special appearance by Tilden Park
2002-01-31 - Zen and 3 sets of 12 my ass.
2002-01-30 - Zen and cold in California
2002-01-24 - Zen and drop dead. Please, see I just took a class.
2002-01-22 - Zen and controversy
2002-01-19 - Zen and Olympic Torches
2002-01-15 - Zen and short and sweet. Unlike my first time.
2002-01-12 - Zen and hot dogs
2002-01-11 - Zen and I'm leaving on Sunday
2002-01-10 - Zen and not suitable for minors
2002-01-10 - Zen and Start Spreading the News
2002-01-08 - Zen and the end of an Era
2002-01-07 - Zen and confused babble from a tea addled mind
2002-01-06 - Zen and calories out and out and out.
2002-01-03 - Zen and Caution! Contains Puking!
2002-01-02 - Zen and Classic Lemon Charlotte Russe
2002-01-21 - Zen and a clean car
2002-03-27 - Zen and it's only 9 am
2002-02-20 - Zen and Today